Assisting annoying, stupid people with the
quickest response to their asinine questions.*
Hi, everyone. If you didn't know, you're looking
at the most informative and entertaining web page out here
in cyberspace. Let me briefly tell you about myself. All you
hackers will know me as Random Zen. Asshole is the
name I self-apply. I'm an asshole. Big time. And you fucks
are the ones who made me the way I am. You see, I've worked
in supermarkets since December of '91 (all departments here and there). Right now I
mainly work in the produce department. And what I've come to
know after all this time is that everyone, nice people,
jerk-offs, cripples, drunks, crazies, old farts,
everyone, has to eat, so they come and visit me. Most
of those people really know how to fuck up my day. I'm there
to make sure the shelves look nice by keeping them full,
fresh, and clean. I'm not here to listen to your stories
about your lives or take you by the hand and find every damn item
for your dumb, lazy ass. Remember, shopping for your
family is your fucking job, not mine. You and I
should rarely have to talk - so please leave me the hell
alone.
I'll go into better detail about what I mean in
my stories below. And if you haven't figured it out yet,
this web site is dedicated to anyone working in customer
service.
"Pleased to meet you, hope you guessed my name...
but what's puzzling you is the nature of my game."
- Mick Jagger and Keith Richards "Sympathy For The Devil"
*Rcktqn8712, as I have stolen this title from you
I will repay you by raising your popularity level
exponentially. Presto! It is done. From this time
forward, your name will forever have a place in the future,
carried there by this awesome site. Take a moment in silence
if you need to before moving on.
This page was co-crafted by the
Phantom
for Random Zen's mental therapy.
Questions? Comments? Let me know what's on your mind.
- Click here to go shopping! -
